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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top.

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MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'

Pupil : 'A teacher'.

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Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'

Student : 'Brotherly love'.

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